I often find myself in the following situation…. (It gets pretty awkward)
People talking about the fact I’m English and saying a lot of Spanish words that I don’t know and then smiling at me (massive smiles)…. What do they say that brings such smiles?! They look like someone has just told them they can have their favourite puppy for Christmas…..????? Very confused!!
Cheesy, fake, too colourful, over enthusiastic and did I mention fake?!
I’m just glad I can’t understand what they’re saying as well or it might be too much to handle!
I’ve just sat through 3 softener adverts with each one getting progressively worst than the last – I didn’t realise women could get receding hairline so badly!!!
All is saved we’re now back to Colombia has talent – which they do compared to Britain!!
They don’t just bring on an underdressed female to sing but they team it with a half decent band and some salsa moves which is a lot more than I can say for my fellow Brits.
eyes abroad 